Pirate Dwarf……. Blistering barnacles, a pirate dwarf available for sea plundering and creating a great deal of entertainment for your pirate themed events. At 4 foot 5 this feisty mariner may not be the largest villain of the ocean, but there are few smarter and even fewer funnier. He is experienced in film, TV, stage, opera, and pantomime. Also does meet/greets in clubs, private parties, corporate functions, and promotion work on the street or trade fairs.