Sir Lupin of Pipwithers Stilts
A noble and honourable knight in armour, Sir Lupin of Pipwithers
wanders the land in an eternal quest for his lost horse.
But a knight of the realm cannot walk on the ground upon his own feet, and so must perforce be borne upon the heads of his not so faithful peasants, who quietly mutter and often revolt. Well, you just can’t get the staff nowadays.